eat the rich
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6qubed:

cheddar-baby:

just kicked this dude so hard his worms came out

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cooler-cactus:

whentobuytraintickets:

cooler-cactus:

eleventh plague. emails. 

Pharoah, I hope this email finds you letting my people go

as per my last plague,

exitwound:

Kitten ill be honest daddy is not interested in pursuing a career in the field in which he is getting his degree

incorrectsmashbrosquotes:

Ares in Mythology:

  • Kills the guy who tried to assault his daughter and refused to apologize for it when he got put on trial (it was ruled justifiable homicide by Athena btw). 
  • The only time he’d been captured in battle was when he was protecting his mom from being captured by giants who wanted to forcibly marry her.
  • Found and Freed Thanatos when he was imprisoned by Sisyphus when no other Gods could
  • Helps found the Amazons by helping their founder escape her abusive husband and becomes their patron God.
  • Genuinely loves and respects Aphrodite as her own person
  • One of his epithets is “feasted by women”.

Ares in Modern Media: 

  • Meatheaded sexist asshole out of an eighties teen movie.

Conclusion: My boy is getting done dirtier than Hades in modern representation. Ares is one of the least problematic Gods in the pantheon (except for the murders, I will grant you) and ya’ll are sleeping on him.

pixeljeff:

Chill of the Wild .2023

Guess everyone is having fun in “Zelda: Tears of the Kingdom” right now!

Do not use the artwork without permission ❗️

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androidboy:

i have no object permanence about myself. if i’m not in anyones eye sight i assume i have ceased to be. finding out people remember i exist, think about me, and even talk about me when i’m not actively in front of them is startling news every time it is brought to my attention

bladedamus:

nalgenebottle:

*goes to Coachella in a white linen suit like an antebellum lawyer, sweating profusely and dabbing at my forehead with a handkerchief* now, I’m no fancy scientist, but would you folk know where a simple gentleman such as myself could obtain some acid? Now, I’m no big city lawyer, but could any of you fine youths point a country boy such as myself in the direction of some fucking acid?

easily a contender for post of the decade

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